While I was on the phone I heard the lovely trickling sound of water. No it wasn't a peaceful zen waterfall but a toddler pouring his sisters water onto the floor. Kate came to me rather upset about the whole incident. This was our conversation
Me: "I know, what are we going to do with that boy?"
Kate: Without hesitation, "We could sell him."
Me: "Hmmm. How much do you think we could get for him?"
Kate: "One dollar?"
Me: "Why just one dollar?"
Kate: "Because he is one year old."
Me: "But he will be two soon."
Kate: "Well, okay, maybe two dollars. Or five. Okay, ten dollars. But that's all."
Clearance sale on an almost two year old boy.
Cheap! Only $10.